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In the words of Maynard James Keenan: "Holy fucking shit." This album is not necessarily about being the loudest kid on the block. With that said, Sharp does not hesitate to absolutely pummel you into the ground with mind boggling riffs and time changes. If you're into prog-metal, buy this now. Right now. Rod Astorga
This album compelled me to pledge an undying loyalty to Sithu, even if he is a shameful weeaboo. From beginning to end his arrangements stay on a pretty compelling plot. Each song is unique, yet altogether maintain a consistent theme.
I cannot recommend it enough. Zapacheenie